The parables of Ruby Tequila:
Ruby is so old she only talks in parables. We’re not saying we understand her all the time. But this is what we’ve learned from her.

• A meal is only the real enchilada if a person eats all of it.
• It’s only a fiesta if the taco is eaten.
• A spinach enchilada is good for the vegetarian soul.
• If you don’t want Mexican food, then you’re not hungry.
• A woman’s mystery is hidden in a chimichanga.
• Cure a cold with hot sopa. Cure a fever with a tamale.
• Reach for the stars but only if you’re holding a chile frito.
• Speak softly and carry fat flauta.
• If you can’t eat a burrito in peace, move.
• It doesn’t matter if a tortilla is rolled or flat as long  you put chili on it.
• Live in the fast lane but eat a tamale slowly.
• If life gives  you peppers, make hot sauce.
• It’s not a party until the old Mexican shows up.
• Speak softy and carry a fat tamale.
• Live life in the fast lane but drink a margarita slowly.
• If live gives you peppers, make hot sauce.
• It’s only a fiesta if the taco is eaten.
• If there is not Mexican Food in France, why go there?
• Winners never Quit.  Losers miss the Burrito.
• Man’s best friend isn’t a dog, it’s a Taco.
• Every cloud has a fajita lining.
• A little salsa is good for the enchilada.
• If the answer isn’t Mex-Tex…it’s a stupid question.
• If the tortilla fits, eat it.
• A burrito in the hand is worth two chimichangas.
• Saving the planet one enchilada at a time.
• Life is short. Eat the chocolate chimi first.