Ruby Tequila's Mexican Kitchen

Ruby rules the roost around here. In her kitchen, she writes the rule book and brings a refreshing twist to the same, old scene. Here are some guidelines to live by, according to our own Ruby Tequila:

A meal is only the real enchilada if a person eats all of it.
It’s only a fiesta if the taco is eaten.
A spinach enchilada is good for the vegetarian soul.
If you don’t want Mexican food, then you’re not hungry.
A woman’s mystery is hidden in a chimichanga.
Cure a cold with hot sopa. Cure a fever with a tamale.
Reach for the stars but only if you’re holding a chile frito.
If you can’t eat a burrito in peace, move.
It doesn’t matter if a tortilla is rolled or flat as long you put chili on it.
Live in the fast lane but eat a tamale slowly.
If life gives you peppers, make hot sauce.
It’s not a party until the old Mexican shows up.
Speak softly and carry a fat tamale.
Live life in the fast lane, but drink a margarita slowly.
If there is not Mexican food in France, why go there?
Winners never quit. Losers miss the burrito.
Man’s best friend isn’t a dog. It’s a taco.
Every cloud has a fajita lining.
A little salsa is good for the enchilada.
If the answer isn’t Mex-Tex, it’s a stupid question.
If the tortilla fits, eat it.
A burrito in the hand is worth two chimichangas.
Saving the planet one enchilada at a time…
Life is short — eat the chocolate chimi first.